In appreciation of the back-breaking toil of the Zsu Zsu Cru, please enjoy the following poems recited in the cadence of "There once was a man from Nantucket...":

Sing a sweet song of A_delle
The actress from heaven and hell
She poured out her soul
And met Zsu Zsu’s goal
Portraying the bitch all too well

There once was a scientist Munz
Who’s brain never wanted for funds
Robotics he knew
Would help poor Zsu Zsu
Now she can’t keep her hands off his buns

There once was a fireman Jeff
Who came as much as he left
When the tower did fall
He scooped at it all
Of a smile he was never bereft
 
A gentleman always was Bernie
He worked himself onto a gurney
A ferret he built
The character Feelth
For him it was always the journey
 
There once was a Dragonfly Jafe
Who felt as though he were too late
'Till the clean up was done
He still had some fun
And Zsu Zsu had left not a trace
 
I know of a thoughtful man Grin
Who burns with a fire within
He worked all year long
To sing Zsu Zsu’s song
And she will never forgive him
 
Killbuck is the name of a giant
In art and things not so compliant
The man with the brush
Didn’t show up much
On his genius was Zsu Zsu reliant
 
Robotland made the big heart
Participants went there to start
To play with Zsu Zsu
And drive her coo-coo
A friend and a builder of art
 
I’ll never get over The Pawn
He programmed her into the dawn
With twinkling eyes
And lights that surprise
He kept me up ‘till I would yawn
 
There once was a rafter named Dustin
Who’s passion to build was a-bustin’
He designed the CAD
Oh what a good lad
Again for the playa he’s lustin’
 
The stamina of our Macheek
Who worked so hard throughout the week
With wire in hand
And a Black and Mild brand
The women admire his physique
 
I speak now of Chris Calamusa
Or “Spazstick” with hair of Medusa
He framed with his might
The Tower of Spite
A gentle man and playa cruiser
 
Emerged from the trailer came Franny
Made clear she was nobody’s nanny
She sang a lament
With Zsu Zsu’s voice spent
Her inclusion was something uncanny
 
There once was a man called Blackberry
At home they know him as Gary
He gave us LED’s
I said “where’d you get these?!
‘Twas the Red in our drama queen’s cherry
 
 Everyone knows Mr. Fixit
The Hotwheels Camp Master who kicks it
He took up the bag
For drama queen hags
And lovingly did intermix it
 
There was a BadDog name of Chip
With tools he came always equipped
For straightening axles
And other such hassles
As metal is always his trip
 
Then there is our Cindy Cramer
With fire in her hair and behavior
A director with flair
To dancers who dare
To sign the Zsu Zsu disclaimer
 
There’s a man who fits in the mix
The audio genius d6
The reason the sound
Was clear and profound
A drum kit in his bag of tricks
 
Know the soul that is Dave Cherry
A quiet man though always merry
With four tubes of Goop
He sculpted her moop
‘Till Zsu Zsu’s garbage was quite scary
 
Fancy Pants too framed the tower
Some say it was his finest hour
Beware of the one
With pneumatic gun
The Swami Salami of power
 
Pinemom and Titwi are known
For boobies and frogs they have sewn
We’ll all reminisce
Of Zsu Zsu’s sweet kiss
And Chanel No. 2 cologne

And finally to wife and family
Their endurance was something uncanny
I'm finally back
To pick up the slack
And clean the dust from nook and cranny

With love,
-Mister JellyfishAnd Chanel No. 2 cologne