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  Ein Hammer is an art installation coming to Burning Man 2010 in the Black Rock Desert
of Nevada.  This is where I document the progress of the piece.  For more on what it is all
about, visit the
project home page.

8/20/2010:

  I'm munching the left-over half of a  sub sandwich and sliding it down with a margarita-- so much for German sensibilities.
It's been an interesting day.  Now that Chainsaw, our structural engineer, has approved us to use 3/8" guy wires and hardware to hold up the giant hammer, I've been driving all over town acquiring parts.  I'm pretty loose with telling the industrial vendors in Reno that it's for a Burning Man project and I hear everything from "Oh, they're great, we do a lot of business because of them" to "If it's for that thing it's a low priority for us"-- I shop accordingly.  Three cheers for the guys at Titan Building Supply.

 Supply.

   

  Just three more days until the final load-out, with generator rental and transportation confirmed.  As I look at the huge pile of components staged for transpo, I get tiny panic attacks that go away in a couple of seconds as I realize that I am not the only one checking the list and to make sure we are not leaving anything behind and that I trust the exalted Ein Hammer leads and crew members to make sure everything that is controllable is indeed controlled.

Dave King's two giant ball tanks are also stage and look profanely powerful in Mr. Fixit's yard.

8-8-2010: 

Heeeeere We Go!

Is there a sizzle in the air at your place too? The ramp-up for Burning Man has us all excited, and as we can now actually see white space on our task lists, everybody on the Ein Hammer crew is thrilled and thrashing away so that we can be as "plug and play" as possible on the playa, having accomplished so very much in the pre-fabrication.

Yesterday, when the crew was starting to wane in the summer afternoon heat, the clouds rolled in, cooling the air until the thunderstorms came. All of us were in a mad dash to shelter and tarp the wooden standoffs attached to the giant gas pipe as squeels of laughter erupted. Then, the rain turned to hail that pelted the quonset hut roof of Mr. Fixit's workshop, and we all cackled as he stood out in the hailstorm with arms outstretched like a popsicle messiah. Tom Waits was playing on the sound system, galvanizing the moment into a treasured memory for many.

Tim and Bob drove their element of the project up from the Bay Area this weekend, known affectionately as the "Infinity Power Tunnels". This "golden spike" event was a meeting of their technology with that of our own, connected by a single serial port. The lights were lovely in the Nevada dusk, and as darkness fell, we were captivated by their amazing brilliance and dancing tubes of light that seemed to penetrate the very ground. Great job, and kudos to the Mad Scientist Collective how completely embraced this important division of the target areas and enhanced the "underground" image of the project. Their moto says it all: "Better Living Through Reckless Experimentation".

Thank you and congratulations to Bram P. for becoming our 50th backer with his pledge this week! As you can see on the right hand side of this page, we've got just a little time left to reach our goal so if you feel inclined to forward this Kickstarter link to all your Burner friends far and wide, we'd be most thankful. It's a way to show them what you are excited about, so perhaps you can meet up with them on the playa and experience Ein Hammer together. Once again, much gratitude to you as together we countdown to Burning Man 2010.

Be well and do strange things,

-Mister Jellyfish.

8/4/2010:

Danke, mein freunds, for your faith in the Ein Hammer project and your pledges thus far. The excitement is hitting a fever pitch as we count down to our departure to begin installation in Black Rock City on Monday, August 23rd. Now that we're past the half-way point on this Kickstarter fundraising goal with only a few days left, may I ask you to please forward this web page to every Burner you know?:

http://kck.st/bL29wZ

       

       

The Burning Man organization encourages artists to write or produce a brief audio art tour. At the very bottom of this link, you'll find the one I did for Ein Hammer in my most ridiculous German accent. I hope you get a chuckle out of it:

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/55522777/ein-hammer-art-installation-at-burning-man-2010/posts/24113

The project is coming along swimmingly! We're approximately 90% complete and it's very satisfying seeing Ze Wėrkers move on to building back-up components "just in case".

Our own TekSage is "skinning" the hammerhead with high-polish aluminum sheeting that will gleam in the sunlight like a mirror for about 13 seconds until the playa dust gets on it. :-( Welding is complete on the hammer shank and we're finishing the final electronic tests. We're now entering what I affectionately call "Tag 'n' Bag Phase", where we get components that are finished out of our sight and try like hell to dwindle down our massive to-do lists. Aurora did some great designs on our silly signage and Professor Munz whipped it out on the computer controlled CNC router in a way that makes me never want to pick up a jigsaw again. We had a filming night to shoot a video "blue screen" of crew members in 1927 period worker costumes for Dave Cherry to insert into his animations of the underground world that will be viewed from the video skylights buried in the ground. It was a hilarious night that erupted into a spontaneous party at the end with much comradeship and the birth of a real feeling of connection and family for us all.

Heeeeeeeere we go!


Photo by Lightnin'

7/23/2010:   What a sublime and crazy week!  We've now supplemented our regular Sunday work parties and Tech
Tuesdays with "Thirsty Thursdays" for Ze Wėrkers to lift a stein and pick off tasks.  We're about
80% complete, with a focus on tag-n-bag of completed components and "Artistic Triage" of newer
ideas we simply don't have time or resources to compete that would otherwise infringe upon the
more vital tasks.

Professor Munz' contribution of his CNC computer-controlled router was a real "boon" to the
letters on the archway and oblong stand-offs from the big pipe to the gorgeous aluminum sheeting
crafted by the very skilled and fun TekSage.

       

       



My heart lept when we got all of the electronic elements into the Sweat Box with the exception of
the Audio which Poderus has well in hand.  Some of the photos above include Larry, The Pawn, Miko
at full gufaw, Oz, Dave V., Christopher, One Eye Dick and my daughter, Lauren dribbling the black
paint to look like grease on the power pole that tops the archway.  One fine summer we're having!

7/9/2010:  Sweet Ein Hammer Wėrkers! How do I express my deep gratitude with mere words?! Our 4th of Ju-Playa Field Test and Human Experimentation was a smashing, beyond-expectation success! Mouths were agape as they observed the hard work, commitment, brilliance, and shared vision of our ilk. When the 30 foot flames roared and danced at our command up and down the hammer, doubters became shaken believers.

Dig the video here taken by "The Pawn". Can't wait to surround it with the high-polish aluminum sheeting and, *ahem* erect this monstrosity!

...and from the side, with audio and commentary by Ze Wėrkers:

 

6-21-2010  Happy 1st day of summer, Burners!  We make it through the most crappy spring weather
ever in the Reno area, and there's lots of pent-up energy on silliness in all of us.  That's why yesterday's
work party was such a genuine thrill.  The archway is almost entirely complete, the spinning baring welded
to the top of the pipe that the hammerhead mounts on, and the "gull wing" actuation has been re-designed
to accommodate the liquid propane shooters.  Tech crew has culled and cut the lovely 70 conductor cable from an
old casino elevator, and this Tuesday we will solder and harness it in time for the 4th of Ju-Playa field test
in the Black Rock Desert.  Dig some of these thrilling photos of a crew that has a compelling purpose!:

         

       

5-30-2010: DJ Musa and Fancy Pants did a magnificent job framing the participant entrance to the piece.  At one point,
They hunted me down with their "Little Hammer" and tried to pound me into the cement floor like on the old
Warner Brothers cartoons.  Designed by Killbuck, you can see his the cut-outs on the left that will be like light boxes with
white acrylic backing.  From Left: Magic, DJ Musa, Dan, Fancy Pants, Teksage, Cheryl, Larry (where's his face?!) and El Keith.

   

Magic and Mr. Fixit engineered and fully executed this magnificent feature of the Ein Hammer project. When the sides of the hammerhead open, flood lights reflect off of mirror panels on the inside of them, resulting a cascade of spinning white light that will make it look somewhat like a flaming disco ball. Check it:

 

 

5-23-2010:  Industry On Parade!  Check out the final engineering by Dan aka "Wesley" aka "Spicey":

What a sensational work party, with three welding rigs spewing sparks including our newest member, Larry, Poderus and Dexter creating the spandex/Victrola look for the PA speakers, Lightnin' and Miko on the most tedious peeling task on the planet.  DJ Musa and Fancy Pants bringing our massive archway to life, Magic completing the "gull wing" mechanism that raises the two sides of the Hammerhead doors as it spins, and Dave V. piling through stacks of catalogs to find the perfect parts for Rotwang's control console.  Professor Munz consulted and brought his mother Kate along and I had the pleasure of giving the full tour of the project.

     

     

       

It was so very, very thrilling today to look across the workshop at
volunteers like Maciej (Magic) as together we just grinned and nodded
in unison.  You see, we worked together on the Zsu Zsu project for
Burning Man 2008, and we have both come to know a certain stage in the
project when every body gets it, everybody is excited, and everybody
knows just what to do.

All of the thread-a-lette's are now drilled and welded in.  As soon as we receive the solenoids, we'll be able to assemble and pressure test the big pipe.  Special thanks to SA and Propaniac of the Spire Of Fire project for sharing with us their ground-breaking discovery on how to ignite the propane closer to the source.  One Eye Dick is now testing the solenoids for response time and flow rate to see if the flame yield is adequate.  Here's some pics from last week's work party, starting with Lightnin's insistence of a shot of the back of "driller man" Chris:

 

    

5-12-2010:  Cowboy Justin welded the first of 10 thread-a-lette's to the gas pipe.  We used to call them bung holes, an industry term, then laugh like Beavis and Butthead until the guy at the fitting shop corrected us.  I'm sorry, but thread-a-lette sounds like something my daughter puts in her hair before ballet practice--- Jeesh!

Flanges and end cop now in place.  Dan Johnson doing a most impressive job in Sketchup so the crane operators and propane gods at Burning Man can dig where we are coming from before we show up on the playa.  Grateful for Mr. Fixit for bringing in his DC welder so all the welds can be certified gas pipe.

     

   

I got something like food poisoning the night before so I was pulling a "Tom Sawyer" and wearing our Cloak Of Shame like the useless clod that I am.  I want a blankie and my teddy and a story while the rest of the crew is hard at it-- despicable.

5/7/2010:  Ah, the smell of steel.  Delivery of one ton of 6" gas pipe and 1/2" steel plate is a sight to behold.  Special thanks to Tim and Scott at Gerlinger Steel and Supply and good neighbor Tony for their hard work and commitment to get it done before this Sunday's work party.

 

     

5/1/2010: High polished aluminum sheeting ordered and it costed and arm and a leg.  Still, thanks recyclers!  The "Hammer Schlammer" testing yielded great fun, with crew members beating the living shit our of our test targets with Professor Munz' accelerometer proving quite robust.  No seismic triggering from art cars driving by, etc.  The cheap Chinese dead blow sledgehammer however, started to show major wear quickly.  We'll likely line the targets with high impact rubber to make them last longer.  We even tried a real steel sledgehammer that started to dent in the steel plate.  The solution? Thicker plate and with center support to the wheel hub!  The big audio "boom" from Poderus confirmed our assumption that we need all four of the subwoofers to get that bone-rattling satisfaction from our hammer strikes.

   

   

Some guys just like to TALK about building electronic stuff.  Yep, I'm talking to YOU, Ein Hammer Tech Crew!  While you've been chasing your code down the rabbit hole, ol' Mister Jellyfish knows how to MANIFEST!  Computer housing and interfaced boards are mounted and complete-- CHOKE ON IT, HATERS!  :-)

   

 

4/24/2010: We ordered the steel for Ein Hammer yesterday so that’s exciting.  The Sunday work parties are ramping up nicely and I’m doing my best to keep three to four work stations open at a time.  Our Tech Tuesdays are actually starting to fabricate stuff now, and the programming is cooking along in the .Net framework.  The Yuri's Night fundraiser was a smashing success and we are very grateful to participants that worked, played, and danced their asses off to make it fun and profitable enough to supplement the grant funding.  Here's a video of the Metropolis-inspired stage show that took place at the event directed by Chelsea Chen, starring Christopher, Morgan, Sam, Miko and yours truly as Rotwang The Inventor:

 

Special thanks to C.B. for his generous Paypal contribution to the project.

4/4/2010:  Sometimes, just a quick test is enough to make the entire crew realize we are really going to build this magnificent monstrosity!  Check out  the hammerhead framing that Magic's CAD design and the welding crew, led by Cowboy Justin has yielded:

 

Miko joined the crew as our Mistress of Discipline, setting a fine example by joining in the work before she punishes those who do not.  Death, where is thy sting?  Lightnin', Jungle Jim, Dan and Poderus made electronic control boxes out of old postage scale tops, and the amazing master framers, Fancy Pants and Spazstick made short work of the entrance arch that supports the big Ein Hammer lighted sign and historic images of Ze Wėrkers coming soon.

     

     

   

3/30/2010: The grant meeting in San Francisco went really well, and I was thrilled with how excited and supportive the Burning Man organization is about our project.  They clearly "get the joke" and they even pronounce "Ein Hammer" with it's requisite guttural German accent!  Here's a pic of me with Art Curator Crimson Rose and Art Facilitator Bettie June:

We're standing in front of their big map of Black Rock City, where Ein Hammer will be placed along the 3:30 row about halfway between The Esplanade and The Man.  Thanks for the prime real estate, gang!

As you can see below, the metallurgy crew has been busy, with Magic creating the necessary CAD specs to Cowboy Justin could weld up our lovely hammerhead that we just might get skinned with aluminum sheeting for display at our Yuri's Night fundraiser on April 10th.

 

3/23/2010: This blogging is kind of therapeutic, you know?  Sometimes I feel overwhelmed with all the elements that need to come together, but then I look at pictures like the ones below of our first official work day and I realize... I AM NOT ALONE IN THIS SICK-ASS DREAM!

       

            

         

Behold Lee in the "Cloak of Shame".  If you're caught slackin', it's everybody's job to make sure you wear it.  Says "Am
I in the way?" on the front.  Conveyor belt that creates the illusion of delivering hand tools to the underground workers
got proof of concept, so now we just have to attach cool looking old tools and of course, a beer bottle with a glove on it
for Laverne and Shirley to swoon over. (Thanks, One Eye!)

Dead blow sledgehammer arrived today and it's perfect!  Hardly any bounce off the target and light enough for my 15 year old daughter to swing!  Gonna get 3 more after we have our hammer shlammer party and test the sensors with lots of pounding..  Hammer on!

3/15/2010:  It’s official, dear Hammer Schlammers! Thanks to your support, brainstorming, prayers, ideas, and positive energy, Burning Man has announced that it has selected our own Ein Hammer art installation for Honorarium Grant Funding! Woot diddy woot!!!
I am very grateful to the Burner Community and to the Burning Man Grant Committee for giving us the place, the talent, and the funding TO MAKE OUR SICK-ASS DREAM COME TRUE ONCE AGAIN!!!

As you may know, Burning Man grants are only partial funding, we are relying on individual donations and another successful Yuri’s Night Reno-Compression fundraiser on April 10th
www.mutantvehicle.com/yuri.htm  and another fundraiser in June to get our funding temperature gauge to the top so the installation will be of the same breathtaking, mind-blowing original vision we have held in our collectively bent brains for a few months now.

Congratulations to the other grant recipients that will soon be announced at www.BurningMan.com .

With deep appreciation,

-Mister Jellyfish.
 

2/1/2010: Ordinance away!  I had to call Dave King on the phone just so he could give me the "Ein Zwei Drei" as my finger hovered over the "send" button of the grant proposal to Burning Man headquarters.  Him, Snowlover, Magic, Killbuck, Dave Cherry, and Nila have all been instrumental in getting the idea on paper in a way that is both clear on the concept and exciting to read.  Here is the final video to which the proposal also has a link:

 

Now, while I can, I'm going to take a break and do a little winter camping to clear my head.  Wish us luck on the grant, and thank you for your support!

1/25/2010: Grant application review went well, with some good advice that I'm certainly taking to heart.  I'm jumping out of my beer stein with excitement over Dave King's promise to bring a huge amount propane and fire equipment to the project, allowing us to show an extremely high artistic "value" to the grant committee at Burning Man.  To celebrate, I purchased this conveyor belt on eBay:

Can't you just see it now, loaded with bulky wrenches and hammers, descending to the workers underground!  Bwahahaha!  I got it pretty cheap, but the freight shipping is going to be pricey.  Nothing's too good for Ze Wėrkers!

1/16/2010: Our portion of the Ein Hammer art grant proposal is now with our professional grant writer for review.  Dave's finishing up the propane and fire section, Maciej is bustin' out the flame animation.  After I turn it in to Burning Man near the end of the month, I plan to take a restful winter camping trip by myself and clear my head.  Here's a preliminary night time image by our own Maciej ("Magic"):

1/1/2010: You know your computer is slogging when you have to close your Pandora music just to get your 3D processing to speed up!  I'm skidding into the new year by finishing up the look of project in the Sketchup program as I get ready to submit the grant application to Burning Man.  If you're submitting an application yourself, be sure to use their new required form. Click here to see pretty pics like this:

12/22/2009: It was a gathering of geeks last night as the magnificent seven of the Ein Hammer Tech Squad huddled around a video conference to "hammer out" a few details.  The result?  A gazillion creative ways to detect a sledgehammer strike inside the old truck tire targets.  It was decided that the only way to confirm the best one is to have a Mythbusters-style slam-off in which accelerometer, peizo, pneumatic, optical, and speaker cone sensors are all built into it, then we get some beer and friends over here to beat the living sh*t out of it to see which methods are fastest and the most hammer-proof.  Sound like fun?  Here's an audio demo of what the start-up and wind-down of the spinning hammerhead may sound like:

 

Another big win for the project is the inclusion of Dave King on the crew.  Dave's experience with propane driven flame effects is extensive, and his creative input for achieving breathtaking fire like the Shiva Vista project is a real home run for us.  Having his name on our grant application means we're not f***ing around.  Our recent Fire Squad meeting with him, Oz, Snowlover, Cowboy and OneEyeDick went really well and the expertise around the room finally sold me on the idea of using LIQUID PROPANE SHOOTERS IN THE HAMMERHEAD... YIKES! 

Through a strange and wonderful coincidence involving our posts on Burning Man's E-Playa chat board and a German research technician's Google search, there may be some truth to underground power on the playa after all.  Check out the conversation that started at about the middle of this page:  http://eplaya.burningman.com/viewtopic.php?t=32367&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=120

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a Gute Nacht!

11/29/2009: Ahhhh!  It feels so good to finally turn wrench again on yet another art project.  It's about the same time of year I started work on Zsu Zsu and Fluffer so it feels right going into December this way.  This morning I was adding more of the visual project elements into the Sketchup program until I realized my entire day off would be spend in front of a computer yet again.  So I went into my garage, lit a cheap cigar, put on Soma FM and changed this:

into this:

 

Nothing like a little LED manipulation.  Those super-bright Piranha arrays, donated by Blackberry, are now on their third incarnation.  Since I won't know if the project is getting a grant from Burning Man until after January, it's important that I occupy my time with tasks that either cost nothing or could be implemented into an alternative art project that I can afford to fund myself (and that ain't much!).

There are lots of element gurgling to the surface now that we've divided the 40-member crew into teams including Electronics, Fire and Propane, Metallurgy and Sewing Squad.  I'll update some more here as the "wėrkers unite"!

 

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